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June 9, 2004 by Splateaux
Okay, so I just felt like sharing the horrible run of bad luck that a coworker/friend of mine is having this year: 1. Turns out his new bride is a dirty whore, and in their 1.5 years together has already slept with many many people. This included his ex-best friend. He's now divorsed. 2. His mother has a stroke. She's reasonably alrighty I think now. I think she still talks a little slow, and has a couple other small problems, but holy crap that would suck. 3. His car gets "wa...
June 4, 2004 by Splateaux
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November 24, 2003 by Splateaux
Okay, so just like everyone else in the world, I took some Spanish in high school. Then after joining the military, I was stationed in San Antonio for around 5 years. Spanish (the Mexican version) is a VERY close second in the race for the most prominent language in that area. I've always been confused about something though... I learned the word 'vamos' meant literally 'we go.' It's the 'We' conjurgation of 'Voy' meaning 'to go.' Whenever they say this in a movie though, they always sa...
November 19, 2003 by Splateaux
So, a co-worker of mine finally got into work this morning. He was running late because his truck was broken into last night, and he was calling insurance people, cops, and window repair people. I can empathize with what's he's going through right now, since I've had my vehicles broken into 3 times in the past. I just wanted to share another example of why I believe people suck! Here are the things that were stolen from my cars in the past. Feel free to share examples of what evil pe...
November 18, 2003 by Splateaux
I'm mostly writing this article right now just to keep myself from blowing up on the people around me in my cubicle... When you work for a living, you are paid to actually work! Whether that's at McDonalds, developing software, or in the military it doesn’t matter. Either way, there is money being given to you to actually perform a task. What amazes me is that some people can just hang around all day and not feel bad in the slightest that they don't do ANY work! In my current job, I w...