Okay, so I just felt like sharing the horrible run of bad luck that a coworker/friend of mine is having this year:
1. Turns out his new bride is a dirty whore, and in their 1.5 years together has already slept with many many people. This included his ex-best friend. He's now divorsed.
2. His mother has a stroke. She's reasonably alrighty I think now. I think she still talks a little slow, and has a couple other small problems, but holy crap that would suck.
3. His car gets "walked on" while inside a club. So, he come out of a club, and his car has dents down the entire length of it. Right down the middle.. over the roof. So, we surmised that someone actually walked down his car.
4. While driving this same car (which he bought just last year. A 2001 or 2002 Accord. Nice car), he is going around a corner that was muddy and wet... and lost control. He ran it into a guardrail, totally screwing up the front of the car.
5. Just last weekend, he was HIT by a car. While crossing the street to go to a local bar, a car hit him. He fractured some vertibrea(sp?) and has all sorts of other smaller wounds.
This is the general summary of his year so far. I would go into more detail, but my wifey just called and said she's ready to head to lunch.